Excerpt from The Death List
from “The Complete Yes Minister”, by Jonathan
Lynn and Anthony Jay, p 224 |
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[…]
Much more real and dangerous?
More real and dangerous to him, maybe. I searched desperately for
an argument for them to protect me rather than him. 'He's Russian,' I said.
'I'm British!'
Then Sir Humphrey revealed
further reasons why my protection was to be withdrawn.
'In fact, Minister, the
Special Branch are confident that the threat to your life has diminished.'
Naturally I was anxious
to know how they could be so bloody confident.
'Surveillance, Minister.
They overheard a conversation.' Humphrey seemed reluctant to tell me. I
told him to spit it out, that I had a right to know, and that I wanted a straight
answer!
He nodded, and then went
into his normal mumbo-jumbo. God knows what he said, I couldn't unravel it.
SIR BERNARD
WOOLLEY RECALLS:
I recall what Sir Humphrey
said because I minuted it at the time. He explained that in view of the
somewhat nebulous and inexplicit nature of Hacker's remit and the arguably
marginal and peripheral nature of Hacker's influence on the central deliberations
and decisions within the political process, there would be a case for restructuring
their action priorities in such a way as to eliminate Hacker's liquidation
from their immediate agenda.
[Hacker's diary continues Ed.]
So I asked him to put it
into English. He then said that the Freedom Army had apparently decided that
I wasn't really important enough for it to be worth assassinating me.
He put it as gently as he
could, I could see that. Even so, it was a bit of a blow. Not that they'd
decided not to assassinate me, of course, but a bit of a blow to my pride
nonetheless.
I asked Humphrey what he
thought of this new situation. I don't agree with them, of course,' he said.
'You mean,' I asked, you
think I should be assassinated?'
'No, no.'
'You mean, I'm not important
enough?'
'Yes. No! I mean
you are important enough but they shouldn't assassinate you anyway.'
He breathed a sigh of relief.
Anyway, it seemed I was
off the hook, and perhaps that's all to the good. I mean, there's no point
in being important but dead, is there?