Excerpts from

Yes Prime Minister

By Jonathan Lynn and Anthony Jay

 

‘Certain informal discussions have taken place, involving a full and frank exchange of views, out of which there arose a series of proposals which on examination proved to indicate certain promising lines of enquiry which when pursued led to the realisation that the alternative courses of action might in fact, in certain circumstances, be susceptible of discreet modification, in one way or another, leading to a reappraisal of the original areas of difference and pointing the way to encouraging possibilities of significant compromise and co-operation which if bilaterally implemented with appropriate give and take on bath sides could if the climate were right have a reasonable possibility at the end of the day of leading, rightly or wrongly, to a mutually satisfactory conclusion.’

'Could you summarise this please?' I asked.

He thought hard for a moment. 'We did a deal,' he replied.

(Power to the People, p. 402-403)

 

‘Yes, it was the one question today to which I could give a simple, clear, straightforward, honest answer.’

‘Unfortunately, although the answer was indeed simple, clear and straightforward, there is some difficulty in justifiably assigning to it the fourth of the epithets you applied to the statement inasmuch as the precise correlation between the information you communicated and the facts insofar as they can be determined and demonstrated is such as to cause epistemological problems of sufficient magnitude to lay upon the logical and semantic resources of the English language a heavier burden than they can reasonably be requested to bear.

‘Could you give me a translation?’

‘You told a lie.’

(The Tangled Web, p. 409-411)